Some people want fun. Others want absolute, unrelenting, high-flying, water-launching chaos. If that’s you, welcome to The Titan (40' WATERBLOB®)—the biggest, baddest, most launch-tastic WATERBLOB® in existence. This is not for the faint of heart—this is for those who believe gravity is more of a suggestion than a rule.
Why Choose The Titan?
✅ The Original & Still the Best – We invented this. Everyone else is just trying (and failing) to copy us.
✅ The Ultimate WATERBLOB® Experience – At a massive 40 feet, The Titan is the largest WATERBLOB® we make—because if you’re going to send your friends flying, why not go all in?
✅ Bladder + Shell System – Two layers of industrial-grade vinyl: the inner bladder keeps things airtight, while the outer shell takes the beating—so your WATERBLOB® survives even the wildest launches.
✅ Built for Maximum Chaos – Flips, mid-air screams, existential crises—The Titan delivers it all. This is peak WATERBLOB® performance, engineered for the biggest launches and splashdowns imaginable.
✅ 3 Caps Included – Because we know your friends are going to lose at least two.
✅ Anchor It & Prepare for Takeoff – Heavy-duty anchor points keep your WATERBLOB® in place, so you can focus on launching, laughing, and trying not to be next.
✅ Trusted by the Pros – Found at top water parks, summer camps, and in viral videos where someone disappears off-screen mid-flight.
The Titan vs. Cheap Knockoffs
❌ Knockoffs use vinyl so thin, a light breeze could puncture it.
❌ Weak seams = air leaks = your Water Blob® slowly turning into a sad puddle.
❌ Cheap imitations don’t launch properly—so instead of flying, you’ll just flop into the water like a dropped ice cream cone.
✅ The Classic 40' WATERBLOB® - The Titan is built to send you sky-high and keep the fun going all summer long.
The Verdict? Go Big or Go Home.
If you’ve ever watched someone get launched 20 feet in the air and thought, “I want to go higher,” then The Titan is your WATERBLOB®. This isn’t just fun—it’s a full-on water-launch experience.
So grab your crew, strap in for takeoff, and make this summer legendary with the Classic 40' WATERBLOB® - The Titan. 🏆🚀
