Some people like a little bounce. Others want to defy gravity, question physics, and send their friends screaming through the air like human bottle rockets. If that’s you, welcome to The Rocket (35' WATERBLOB®)—the mid-sized mayhem machine that takes your launches from "whoa" to "OH NO."
Why Choose The Rocket?
✅ The Original & Still the Best – We invented this. Everyone else is just trying (and failing) to copy us.
✅ Bigger, Badder, Bounce-ier – At 35 feet long, The Rocket delivers more height, more airtime, and way more screaming than its smaller sibling, The Maverick. Because why settle for "fun" when you can have "fun with possible consequences"?
✅ Bladder + Shell System – Two layers of premium vinyl: the inner bladder keeps things airtight, while the outer shell absorbs the abuse—so your WATERBLOB® survives even your worst ideas.
✅ Built for Epic Chaos – Engineered for high-impact bouncing, mid-air cartwheels, and full-send splashdowns, The Rocket doesn’t just lift people—it launches them into new life experiences.
✅ 3 Caps Included – Because we know you’ll lose one, your friend will lose another, and somehow the third will vanish into the void.
✅ Anchor It & Let It Rip – Heavy-duty anchor points keep your WATERBLOB® in place, so you can focus on perfecting your launch techniques (or just shoving your friend off the platform).
✅ Verified by Science (Kind of) – Trusted by water parks, summer camps, and the occasional viral video where someone disappears off-screen mid-air.
The Rocket vs. Cheap Knockoffs
❌ Knockoffs are made of bargain-bin vinyl thinner than your excuses for bailing on lake day.
❌ Weak seams = air leaks = you sinking like your dignity after a failed backflip.
❌ Cheap imitations don’t launch properly—so instead of soaring, you’ll just roll off like an expired burrito.
✅ The Classic 35' WATERBLOB®- The Rocket is built to turn every jump into a flight risk.
The Verdict? Get The Rocket.
If you’re the kind of person who watches someone get launched 15 feet in the air and thinks “I want to try that”, this is your WATERBLOB® Bigger than The Maverick, more manageable than The Titan, The Rocket is the perfect mid-sized launchpad for high-speed, high-fun, high-risk entertainment.
So grab your friends, brace for impact, and launch into the best summer of your life with The Classic 35' WATERBLOB®- The Rocket. 🚀
